When I moved to Milwaukee from Chicago
Everyone thought I had moved from England to Milwaukee
Because why would a person with such a nice accent move to anywhere but Milwaukee?
Where the beer is much better than the luke-warm of England
And despite the segregation of the masses into convenient suburbs and districts
There is a warmth to the city that can’t be captured in the large metropolis to the south
Because although some consider Milwaukee to be the poor cousin of sweet home Chicago
The truth is that everything is here except for the crowds.